Zombies at the Mall…How Predictable
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Have you ever wondered why zombies always seem so attracted to malls in the movies? Oh wait, I get it now, it’s got to be all the consumerism. Well, true to the stories, zombies invaded a Madison mall on Black Friday, but not to consume brains.
No, these zombies were there to “encourage” folks to, “Shop….Shop…” As Madison’s finest zombiographer, I nearly escaped with my life and credit line maxed out. These zombies were out in protest of what is sometimes viewed as mindless and unnecessary consumerism. Handing out papers explaining some of the views behind Buy Nothing Day.
While serenading the passersby with a zombie carol, security took over, doing a much better job than in the movies. In all fairness, these were very complacent zombies who saw their welcome warn and lurched back from whence they came.
